Nonsense, we are close friends.

Ron: Did you ever participate in meditation with Chris?
Ann: Oh, yeah. When we dated he made made me do it every week.
Ron: What am I in for here?

mrsbotwin:

#parks and perfection

Ben: Okay, let’s start with personnel. What can you tell me about Jerry Gergich?
Leslie: He is… one of the best people on the planet. He’s universally adored here. If you fire him there will be a revolt.
Ben: You need to understand, that just to keep this town afloat, we’re probably going to need to cut the budget of every department by 40 or 50 per cent. Okay?
Leslie: Well, but Chris said that you just had to, you know, tinker with things.
Ben: He said that because that sounds a lot better than “we’re going to gut it with a machete”.
[Ron breaks out into maniacal giggling.]
Leslie: You’re a jerk.
Ben: I’m sorry?
Ron: Easy.
Leslie: I’m sorry, these are real people in a real town working in a real building with real feelings.
Ben: This building has feelings?
Leslie: Maybe. There’s a lot of history in this one. Maybe it does. How can you be so blasé about all this?
Ben: Because I didn’t cause these problems, Ms Knope. Your government did. I’ll get what I need from the spreadsheets. Thanks.
Ron: What’s a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?